boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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1ddaily-updates:

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A girl posted what they look like when worn 

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pattonoswalt:

firemen:

bobbyhoying:

wait so he walks around with an unlit cigarette in his mouth for a metaphor? like all the time? i don’t understand

I hope he gets killed by a driver who is distracted because they’re lighting a cigarette

sometimes i eat a lot of Doritos but not enough to get a heart attack…… it’s a metaphor…..

obesenigger:

What a role model LOHANTHONY is to teenagers :) (TEENAGEDIVABOY is his private personal account)

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backdoorteenmom:

lxvemxneyparty:

Jamie Lynn Spears leaves the audience at the 2014 American Country Music Awards (which took place in Las Vegas) after Blake Shelton’s rude comment about her sister Britney


apparently the audience didn’t have to go anywhere to see a lip synch performance

im In th c0rner see Clapping Hands