In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
wait so he walks around with an unlit cigarette in his mouth for a metaphor? like all the time? i don’t understand
I hope he gets killed by a driver who is distracted because they’re lighting a cigarette
sometimes i eat a lot of Doritos but not enough to get a heart attack…… it’s a metaphor…..
What a role model LOHANTHONY is to teenagers :) (TEENAGEDIVABOY is his private personal account)